My Fibrous Testicles

This story is true. It’s about my testicles. My fibrous, fibrous testicles. But before I can tell you about my testicles and how I found out they were so fibrous, I must first tell you about my high school vice-principal’s testicles. So I went to the doctor when I was 16, for what reason I cannot remember. In the waiting room I noticed my vice-principal and wondered why he was there. Naturally I assumed I would never know. Later I’m in the office with the doctor and he’s talking to…

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